General Clowning Around
The Headline News from Three Months of Unhingery
Hello dear reader,
It has been nearly three months since my last post. Now this isn’t because there has been nothing to report. I think more because I have felt OVERWHELMED by the backlog of things I’d like to post about. I could wait for life to slow down, and go back and give each these the attention and car and slutistical analysis they deserve…
But instead I’m just going to rattle some of them off as bullets and if you want more information you can let me know.
Attending a tickle workshop
Getting to experience being a “ler” and a “lee”. Tickle topping and bottoming in a playroom with loads of my pals. Losing my absolutely mind in “the zone of anticipation”.Breaking an old man’s rib
He told me he wanted a trampling. I suspected he couldn’t take my weight. He insisted he could. There was a loud popping sound. I texted him to check in and he said he’s fine… he hasn’t returned.Communal wanking to Ravel’s Bolero
No further explanation needed.Getting paid for the best shag of my year
Discovered a client was into piggy play while my fist was inside them. Serendipitously had a pig snout within reach of my other hand. What a wonderful world.
Becoming a “Finger Snapper”
I’ve been training myself with kegel balls and my pussy is now benching 110g. Orgasm quality at an all time high.
Facilitating a heavily structured 6hr long gangbang workshop.
A roaring success. However - I think that the administrative load of the matching bangers and bangees, is partly what contributed to my months long substack silence. It is possible to get burnt out by doing what you love sometimes.
What happens in the dark
A structured “7 minutes in heaven” sexy activity where you were matched with people that you fancy for an anonymous meet in the dark. Unlike the gangbang workshop the facilitators of this event wisely created matching software, rather than running around trying to do it off hundreds of pieces of paper. Concerns were raised that the software was not GDPR compliant. However the person who raised those concerns was more concerned about getting laid, and input their data regardless.
I hope to be back providing in-depth analysis soon. I’m planning something in 11 days time that I think will make for great report fodder. If I haven’t posted about it by two weeks from now, assume that I am dead.
Awooga
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